Our recent lesson in Computer Science involved a lot of
shortcuts in Excel.
For example. . . when
you want to make a huge mesh of numbers in a specific order, like 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8 or 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, or 3, 6, 9, 12 or etc., and your too lazy to
click and type and move the cursor and click and type and repeat it over and over
and over again, there’s a simple way to do that!
You can do it on other things too, like days of the week or
months of the year.
Before Sir Tom told us how, I thought making a
multiplication table was a humongous hassle.
But, once again, he proved me WRONG. You just type a
specific formula in the cell, move the cursor to cover the cells you want to
multiply and SHABAAM! You have your own multiplication table! You can now print
it out and sell it to unknowing grade
school kids. And then, they’ll come up to you and say,”Golly, miss! You must’ve
spent a lot of time doing this!”
And then you’ll eat up all their praise and pretend to be
modest and say,”Nah,kid. I ain’t that great. But you can have my autograph for
fifty pesos.”
And do you know how our teachers get our average and stuff? And
they’ll say that it will take them a long time to compute it all? Well, that
means your teacher is either a liar, really NOT up-to-date to modern tech, or
simply too stubborn to believe that a computer can grade her students correctly
because Excel can find you equivalent
and average of all your tests and activities in less than a second!
Hard to believe, I know. Impossible! I thought. Excel as a calculator?
HAH! Takes a lot more than that to fool Ms. PiaPie!
Suprisingly, I was wrong. Sigh, oh well. Can’t get
everything right, now can I?
Although for you to do all of this right, you need the
proper formula. If not, well, you’d be surprised how big numbers get when you
start from 0.
Don’t get what I mean? Don’t worry. Those of you out there
who haven’t tried out Excel will be O.P. and as long as you don’t, I have a
little inside joke.
BONUS: I recently have a knack for making waley jokes,
thanks to influence from a magazine and a cat. Here comes my joke of the week
Question: What type of nut is good at Math?
Answer: a CASIO nut! (Cashew, to those who don’t get it.)
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