I wonder how it feels like to be a secretary.
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| SHOULD I ADD ANOTHER ARM, SIR? |
Not the secretary of the government or secretary of school
organizations. I’m talking ‘bout the secretaries of the big people. Like Tyra
Banks, or the President of the United States, or Paris Hilton, or Bill Gates.
Yeah. I suppose I have a filled desk at the beginning of the
day. Love letters, business letters, excuse letters, solicitation letters and
maybe even death threats. Then, after I sort out the junk mail, I’ll have to
reply each and every one. And I have to be a fast typer too. And, if my boss is
really strict, he’ll tell me,”Sophia, I want this thing typed out, in a fancy
green embroided envelope with a feather of a Haribon and ready to be sent out
in 10 minutes, or you’re FIRED!!”
And I suppose I’ll be the one who will type out her
PowerPoint presentations. The making of the slides, the transitions and the
charts.
Glob, the charts. I’ll have to use Excel when I make the
charts, so they look more real because I know, from experience, that chamba
chamba of charts gets you into trouble (don’t ask me how I know; I ain’t going
into that story). And, in my personal opinion, making charts are hard because
Excel has the same size cells in neat rows that make my eyes want to pop out.
And I’ll be the one making memos! I’ll have to type and
write and copy paste my boss’s mark or motto, like maybe “Smize. You’re fierce!”.
And when I get the date wrong, pople will follow it and waste their time for
nothing. MUHAHAHA!! They just got punked!
Oh, and making documents, too! Sometimes, the people around
are more than meets the eye. If work for
a spy or something, I’ll have to type in code names and “Level whatever
Security” and watermarks. And maybe a “This letter will self-destruct in 3, 2,
1”. BOOM!!!
Hehehe. Just kidding. ;) Secretaries should have a sense of humor, too. Otherwise, they'd be really stressed out.
